Wade needs Mjolnir
wade: *pokes Thor*
wade: *pokes him again*
wade: Thor
wade: Hey Thor.
wade: *whispers* Thoooorrrrrrrrr
sigyn: Fenrir, your brother is not bad, he is merely difficult.
thor: What, Deadpool?
wade: .. I need Mjolnir.
thor: You most certainly do not.
wade: Yes I do *whines*
thor: There is no reason you could possibly need Mjolnir.
wade: There are plenty of reasons for me to need Mjolnir.
thor: Name five.
wade: I need to hammer a Nail, I need to look cool. I need to win a Thor lookalike contest.
wade: I need to open some peanuts.
wade: I need to make an MC Hammer music video.
thor: No.
wade: *crosses arms* Why not?
thor: It is not a toy, Deadpool. It is one of the most powerful weapons in all the nine realms.
wade: .. I think I need to use it for powerful purposes.
thor: I highly doubt that, Wade.
wade: I need to use it to beat up Venom?
wade: I need to use it to build homes for homeless people?
wade: I need it to pretend it's a microphone when I sing in the shower.
thor: Wade. You do not get to use Mjolnir. End of Story.
wade: Fine!
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    hahahhaha, I would love to see this in a comic!
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